And It Says Today is an Ordinary Day

What would you do if your desk calendar can tell you whether one day is lucky, ordinary, or flat-out unlucky? And even more, it can tell you the list of favourable AND unfavourable activities for the specific day!

And now guess what I found at home today. A desk calendar from Toyota which does just that. For example, January 28th is marked as a lucky day, and the list of things that I should be doing are: wine distillation, traveling, moving, grand opening, wedding, engagement, money collecting, AND burial (man, that was a whole lot of Four Weddings and A Funeral and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels in one day, don’t you think?). But I SHOULDN’T be pulling a lawsuit, doing any construction, or ditching. Man, and to think on that day I was gonna sue the contractor who does my house